Well it is Spring Break and I got bored with an old laptop, so I looked into some DIY projects and found some on instructables.com.  I then changed them a little bit so I didn’t have to buy anything.  What I used:

• Old 10″ x 12″ wooden frame
• Old Dell laptop (I forgot what model it was, latitude d610 I think)
• Leftover foam board
• Lots and lots of Hot Glue

I took everything apart, figured out how to fit the laptop screen in the frame with the foam board, then I took all of the unnecessary parts out, including the battery (will be powered by the power adapter) and the CD Drive.  I attached the foam board inside the frame as a make-shift matte, then the screen, which I glued in with hot glue, careful to avoid sensitive parts.  I then glued in the laptop parts (upside down at first, so I couldn’t hit the power button , but I fixed the mistake).  Then I plugged it in and it worked!!!

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Sometimes people obsess about a subject or study.  When the obsession becomes a slight addiction and a fun hobby, you have become a nerd.  Because I am a nerd, I have some experience in this area.  I consider myself a computer nerd, just one of many types of nerds.  Although there are many kinds of nerds, the process for becoming a nerd is similar for every type.  Many of you have seen these nerds wandering the halls; unfashionable, oblivious to social gossip, always thinking about something.  Some even carry around calculators, unreasonable amounts of books, PDA’s, and other nerd paraphernalia.  I am guilty of all of the above, and will likely have any of these items on any given day.  I will discuss becoming a nerd in general; the process of how to become a specific nerd type, such as computer nerds or English nerds, will only differ slightly.  The rewards of becoming a nerd are great, and after you have completed the steps there are many opportunities to earn large amounts of money in your chosen field.

When trying to become a nerd, there are several paths that one can take.  The first step is determining what your new obsession will be.  It must be something that you can become passionate about.  My father works as a CIO of a Mortgage Company.  As a consequence we have always had the latest and greatest in computers.  This sealed my fate of becoming a computer nerd.  Whatever type of nerd you are, try to base it off your parent’s, or other close family member’s, line of work.  If this does not appeal to you, try exploring areas of interest to you by visiting places of employment.  Once you have chosen your focus, you are well on your way to becoming a nerd.  The next several steps can be done in any order, although the order in which they are placed is recommended.  The road will be long and hard, full of late nights with your new obsession.  Slowly and surely, this obsession will become an addiction and a hobby, done for fun rather than money.

The next step on the road of becoming a nerd is forsaking your old lifestyle of popularity and social attachments.  Unfortunately nerds cannot be popular.  I had the lucky fortune of being unpopular after beginning elementary school.  I was destined to be a nerd for the rest of my life.  I did have friends, and still do, but many of these friends can also be classified as nerds.  Some of you are not as luckily unpopular as I was.  This step is extremely important to truly turning to the nerd side of life.  Begin hanging out with your soon to be nerd colleagues.  If you can, try to begin this transformation during the summer.  During this time, social relationships are either made to last or broken forever.  If you are invited to a party, you must not go.  Tell your friends you are too busy with your new field of study.  This will make the process of abandonment much easier.  Be aware of gossip and other rumors that will spread about you during this process.  Although they will be hurtful, you will no longer pay attention to them as you are studying.  Try to ignore these comments about your new line of clothing or advanced calculator, as this gossip will fade eventually.  It is at this point that many falter and go back to their previous lifestyle, hurt by comments from old friends.

Changing your classes to a more rigorous schedule is a requirement.  How else can you become educated and passionate about your chosen field if you do not take several assorted classes in that subject?  Take as many classes as you can in the subject, and in subjects which will help you achieve greater knowledge of your topic.  Online classes, where they are offered, are recommended so a higher understanding can be achieved.  Doing your transformation during the summer is, again, recommended.  This will allow you to change your classes with ease, as well as getting a head start on research and progress to becoming a nerd.

I work during the summer as a programmer.  The other programmers that I work with seem to have nothing to talk about but algorithms, math, and programming.  I began to fit in among the outcasts.  This is another indication of your journey of becoming a nerd.  An occupation during the summer and after school is guaranteed to bring success.  This will allow you to interact with mature nerds, people at a higher level of being a nerd.  Being paid to live your new lifestyle will bring motivation and excitement, likely dispersing any doubts you may have had up to this point.  I found myself discussing news issues with my fellow nerds and coworkers.  We made jokes about programming and algorithms during the work day.  Pranks were played via e-mail, usually involving something done with a program written to be funny.  This was the point of my true transformation and metamorphosis into a nerd.  Although this employment brought my enlightenment, there are several years of conversion that I have not covered in my life.

 I began to tell nerdy jokes to girls I dated or hung out with.  The blank stares were another sign of my progression.  Everyone tells me just how nerdy I am, and I enjoy these compliments.  There was one girl that I remember that would not call me a nerd.  She believed that this was a huge insult to be called that.  I tried to correct her and let her know that I was glad to be a nerd.  This is a very important point.  You must believe that you have begun to become a nerd, and you must be happy about it.  Remember, there are six figure salaries in your future.  You can still function in some sort of social network, as long as you are socializing with fellow nerds.  But be wary, there is hard work in your future; you have to keep going.  Don’t give up and don’t give in to slacking off.

Slacking off, but keeping up with your obsession is one of the worst things you can do.  This is known as becoming a geek.  Don’t travel down this path, as it will only bring you strange friends and weird habits.  You will be horribly obsessed with your newfound passion, and nearly everyone will think of you as strange.  Contrary to popular belief, nerds and geeks are two separate parts of society.  Nerds are obsessed with something that they know a lot about, while geeks are only obsessed and pretend to know something about what they obsess over.  If you can avoid becoming a geek and stay on track as a nerd, there will be great rewards, as this is one of the toughest obstacles to overcome.

Once you are comfortable in your new societal status as a nerd, you are almost completely finished with the metamorphosis.  The next step to achieve the level of true nerd requires discipline and knowledge.  You need to apply yourself to your studies and achieve high grade point averages.  Make you sure you take the ACT and/or SAT tests so you can prepare.  Begin researching on various websites so you can achieve this final goal.  You need to find colleges that will help you hone your skills as a nerd.  Find the best college for you, apply, and hope for the best.  When you get into college, you can complete the transformation for your academic purposes.  This is the part of being a nerd that brings the rewards.  When you have a diploma in, say, computer science, you can begin to earn large amounts of money at a place of employment.  This is when the summer job previously mentioned comes in.  You already have job experience to put on a résumé, as well as a prestigious diploma from your college education.  College is the best way to truly become a nerd.  However, the transformation is not entirely complete in the social aspect of your life.

The World Wide Web is one of the best resources you have to become a nerd in your social life.  No matter what kind of nerd you have become, the internet has endless amounts of resources available at your finger tips.  Join forums, clubs, groups, networks, and discussions that deal with your topic of obsession.  When other friends from high school try to access any of your social network homepages, make sure they are riddled with links to Slashdot, Linux websites, and prestigious blogs about your chosen subject.  Your friends will likely no longer visit your pages, while other nerds in your field will visit your page often and leave comments and feedback.  Feedback like this will help you to become a prominent nerd online, someone that people can trust for answers.  At this point, you have truly become a nerd.

You will be making at least higher five figure salaries when you have reached the point of nerd enlightenment.  You will have plenty to do at home after work with your obsessive hobby.  You have now become a nerd, and there is no going back now.  You now have the power to raise your children into a new generation of nerds to bring academic glory to your family.  Earlier, while in high school, you may have found girls hard to come by as a nerd.  This will not be the problem, as when these girls grow up they realize they would rather have someone smart and successful as opposed to popular.  Your hard work has finally paid off.  A beautiful wife, high salary, kids to carry on your name as a nerd, and a great hobby and online following can all be yours, if you stick with it and don’t give up.  Remember to avoid the road to becoming a geek, and don’t go back to your old way of life.  There will be much hard work in the coming years, but I have faith that the ultimate transformation into a prominent nerd can be achieved, and should be your goal throughout your schooling career.

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I have decided from about one day that I like the new functionality in Windows 7.  The effects and new features are pretty cool, but I wish my older laptop had better graphics on it so I could run Emerald themes and Visual Effects on Ubuntu 9.10…  I will compare more on other internal improvements, as there have been several fundamental changes to the base of both operating system.  I have also decided that we are all going back to minimalistic white, as there are several graphics in both operating systems that are very minimalistic in nature.

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We are upgrading our laptop to Windows 7, and I just upgraded my other laptop to Ubuntu 9.10. Maybe I will do a comparison of these two, unless I am too lazy…

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I made this video for a contest for Keane’s missing videos.  I hope I win!

She Has No Time – Keane

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I carved these just ten minutes ago, and I have to say they are almost as nerdy as my pumpkins last year of the Apple, Ubuntu, and Windows logos.

Last year’s are first, and this year’s are the AT&T bars, with full service, and increasingly less service.

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So, I am trying to edit a video for a music video contest, and unfortunately, windows has faild, along with sony and adobe. It took about twenty minutes to film the video. That should have been one of the harder parts. It then took about an hour and a half to get the video from the camera onto the computer. No, I am not technologically challenged. Then, I tried to slow down one part of the video, after trying to get the right song into the program in the right format for another hour. About three hours into the project, I had…nothing. Fail.

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I was unable to blog two days ago, because my blog was down unfortunately.  But I will blog a few extra posts to make up for the lost two days.  We had a halloween party and I got asked to Sadie’s with a whole bunch of tennis balls!  Here are some pictures of our hike that we took forever ago!  I am finally posting them on here.  Also, here is me as Dilbert at Halloween!

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Facebook User Arrested For a Poke
from Slashdot by kdawson
nk497 writes “A woman in Tennessee has been arrested for poking someone over Facebook. Sharon Jackson had been banned by courts from ‘telephoning, contacting or otherwise communicating’ with the apparent poke recipient, but just couldn’t hold back from click the ‘poke’ button. She now faces a sentence of up to a year in prison.”
Read more of this story at Slashdot.

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Me and flippinsweetdude are having a blog off. Posting a blog post every day for the next thirty days. This will be tough with homework and such, but I think I can win. If you want me to win, leave a comment! Hopefully I can blog every single day.

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