Archive for June 2008
‘Hello, technical support, how can I help you’ ?
LADY: ‘Last night my computer started making a
lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on, the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and then there was a bad smell, then nothing’.
SUPPORT: ‘I will have a technician come over first thing this morning, just leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can’.
When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it. This is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures. .. you won’t believe your eyes!!!!!
And you thought you had computer problems !!
SCROLL DOWN………
The technician told her: It must have been after the mouse! The woman didn’t think it was very funny at all.
I have moved to WordPress from Blogspot. I just decided to try something new, and so far, I like what I see!
Let you know what I think in a week or two 
How to create Slax modules
Create new modules
There are many ways how to create Slax modules. All commands described here work directly in Slax, but can also work in your own distribution. For that case, download linux-live scripts and run ./install. Get Linux-Live scripts here.
The following command will convert Slackware’s TGZ package to Slax module:tgz2lzm software.tgz software.lzm
If you wish to modify your Slackware package before the module is created, use:installpkg -root /tmp/aaaa software.tgz
It will install your TGZ package in different root (/tmp/aaaa here). Modify the files you need and finally convert the directory tree to a module by using:dir2lzm /tmp/aaaa software.lzm
Modify existing modules
The following command will extract content of your Slax module to a directory in
/tmp/aaaa:mkdir /tmp/aaaa
lzm2dir software.lzm /tmp/aaaa
Make sure you have enough free space there. When the module is extracted, you can modify everything in /tmp/aaaa/, and when done, pack the module back to the .lzm format by using:dir2lzm /tmp/aaaa software.lzm
If you just wish to browse the content of a module (without extracting it to disk), you may mount it by using the following command:
mkdir /mnt/aaaa
mount -t squashfs -o loop /path/software.lzm /mnt/aaaa
I am the general of the Toy Nemesis Army. Don’t ask what that is. Ever. Anyway, I thought I’d post the rankings for the Army.
I am general
ERT (ertrules, yeah, you’ll get it sooner or later) is the second chief
And the rest of the peoples are troops.
There ya go.
Hey, this is my first post on this blog
